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Patsy was no stranger to beauty pageants ~ she handily won the Miss Virginia pageant in 1954 after singing "Faded Love" for her talent segment.  The judges declared that she would thereafter be known as "the best damndest singer who ever walked the face of the earth!"

Miss Va.
courtesy Mark Klick Robinson/ImagineThat Productions
Patsy as Miss Virginia, 1954

The other contestants were ordered by the judges to go sit outside:

They coulda been contenders!
The also-rans


courtesy BMI Inc. Archives/ImagineThat Productions

Someone once remarked that Patsy Cline was a cross between Marilyn Monroe, Ava Gardner, and Gina Lollobrigida.  Perhaps Patsy was switched at birth with one of these gals?

Patsy Monroe?
courtesy MCA/ImagineThat Productions
Wow, Norma Jean!  We never really did know you at all!

Patsy Gardner?
courtesy Amber Miller/ImagineThat Productions
Hey, Patsy and the Chairman of the Board were made for each other!

Patsy Lollobrigida?
courtesy MCA/ImagineThat Productions
Mama Mia!  'Nuff said.

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