The more accurate your grammar, the funnier your Patsy Mad Libs will be!

TRANSITIVE VERBS  need an object in order to be complete.

dress up as
give birth to
fantasize about
slap
spank
plan to go out on Halloween as
elope with
play Twister with
spy on
make obscene phone calls to
exchange gunfire with
steal
hypnotize
envy
marry
moon
impersonate
set fire to
have plastic surgery to look like
violate the civil rights of
spend thousands of dollars on
pistol-whip
admit to being stupider than
mistake the Pope for
trap

INTRANSITIVE VERBS can stand alone in a sentence without an object.

shout "fire" in a crowded theatre
commit murder
dress in drag
shiver
run for President
peep
curl into a fetal position
sing an aria
enter the Miss America pageant
play possum
marry a squid
have a baby
become a nun
speak to a Fairy Godmother
go to confession
hula dance
throw a hissy fit
burst into flames
evolve from a primate
believe in Santa
sprout horns
make _____ out of Legos
dress as a Scotsman
name a cat "Otis"
board a shuttle to Mars
stare at the Sun
lie to authorities
suffer from ______
major in _____ in college

Here is a list of some interesting OBJECTS to choose from:

mannequin
dictionary
dead rat
children's letters to God
cymbals
rickshaw
umbrella
NASA rocket
letter to Santa
Christmas tree
crown jewels
trombone
UFO
beachball
snowman
magic wand
hula hoop
blowtorch
branding iron
whoopee cushion
mudskipper
entire cheesecake
a photo of _____
bongos
puppet
weasel

Here is a list of some interesting PEOPLE/PROFESSIONS:

trekkies
weirdos
illegal immigrants
Santa's elves
aliens
mermaids
midwives
nudists
followers of David Koresh
nuns
Jews for Jesus
soccer moms
Girl Scouts
White House interns
priests
rock stars
Jehovah's Witnesses
lepers
refugees
pygmy
ventriloquist

Here is a list of some interesting ADJECTIVES:

17-year-old
deaf-blind
incontinent
two-headed
teeny-weeny
grossly overrated
2-ton
imitation
stingy
morally bankrupt
magical
ignorant
holy
homemade
microscopic
invisible
three-legged
stolen
old-fashioned
milk chocolate

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